England Speaks

From Good Night Vienna:

There'll be no more red hot pokers, heated by Mandelson & Blair, inserted up my fundament by Brown. I want to take the poker out of their hands and shove it up their own backsides.

Goodnight Vienna's south-going derriere has been roasted on an open spit once too often - and that's as close as any government is going to get. I don't care if I end up a toothless, old, foraging hag dressed in rags living on nettle soup spouting Shakespearean quotes & frightening the children: no government controls my life. Shit-for-brains-Brown, Mandelson and, yes, David Cameron: prepare to repel boarders.

Class.