Chancellor's Arsetrological Outlook.

Labour's Only Hope.

Comment seen on Polly Twaddles latest column:

New Labour can win a fourth historic term, if we all just close our eyes tightly, hold hands and click our heels together three times and wish upon a star.

They can, they can, they can!

Now, if we can just persuade Judy Garland and Micky Rooney to put on a show, the election is in the bag

H/T Tim Worstall