Mandy's Puppet Government.

Mandy owns you now Gord.

Lord Mandelson dismissed reports of an email he wrote in January 2008, which described Mr Brown as "self conscious" and "angry", as "tittle tattle".

Lord Mandelson said the email had not been hostile to the PM but had simply advised that he be himself.

Gordon, your little jokette this afternoon on Mandy being an expert with emails implies acceptance of your submissive role in his Government of no marks.

Pwned Bee-ach!