Dear Mr Reaper

Dear Grim Reaper,

So far this year you have taken away my favourite dancer: Michael Jackson, my favourite actor: Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer: Stephen Gately and my favourite actress: Farah Fawcett.

Just so you know, my favourite politician is Gordon Brown.

Warm Regards,

Lawson Narse.

If Labour Were A Shipping Line...

The Only Way Is Down,
Jonah Brown.
You've Run Out Of Luck,
You Stupid Fuck.

Saviour of The Universe.

Our superphallicmandymunchingtotallyunconscious
Prime Monster reckons "The UK is one of the best prepared countries to deal with swine flu and "all action necessary" will be taken to stop its spread."
Leg Iron has a better take on the Gov's bollox
Be afraid, be very afraid.

UK prepared for swine flu - Brown.

The UK is one of the best prepared countries to deal with swine flu and "all action necessary" will be taken to stop its spread, Gordon Brown has said. 

You said that about the economy and the recession you bastard. No one believes you.

The prime minister said he would take part in a meeting of the government's emergency committee Cobra later.

Jonah event on the horizon.

And stop picking your nose, you disgusting little oik. It spreads disease.