If Labour Were A Shipping Line...

The Only Way Is Down,
Jonah Brown.
You've Run Out Of Luck,
You Stupid Fuck.

PMQs

Don't go into teaching.

Fraser Nelson

Brown's strategy is to think no one will try to bog him down in detail so he freely can give out his Brownies - which include, but are not restricted to, outright lies. Brown was, of course, pathologically unable to admit he got anything wrong. (Even now, in private, he won't admit that the gold sale was a mistake - something is just wired up wrongly inside his head.)

Brown cannot ever bring himself to acknowledge when he made a mistake. Even a mistake as basic as that illustrated by the above graph.

Bid to dissolve Parliament amid row

Former Commons deputy Speaker Lord Naseby said an early general election was needed to save the "foundations of democracy".

We Want You To Go To The Country Now.

Stop ignoring us Gordon

Cameron knows, that you know, that we know, that you have lost touch with reality and that you are doomed.

Stop telling everyone else what to do and, instead, listen to what they are telling you to do.