Give GOT A Hand!

Pissed off with all the guilt that the Warmists are dishing out?
Turn the tables on them with a Grumpy Old Twat original poster and share the love.

Climate Change Data Sorted.

Phew! Just in time for the Copenhagen photo op, eh Gordon?

Just Checking

Most Wanted

And for crimes against vocabulary.

Dear Mr Reaper

Dear Grim Reaper,

So far this year you have taken away my favourite dancer: Michael Jackson, my favourite actor: Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer: Stephen Gately and my favourite actress: Farah Fawcett.

Just so you know, my favourite politician is Gordon Brown.

Warm Regards,

Lawson Narse.

Listen Dave.

Do you get the message now Dave?
Still planning on becoming Prime Minister?

Gordon Brown Fans.

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.

Not really knowing what a Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little
Johnny..

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Brown fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Brown fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so, I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'