You'll Go Blind If You Do That.
Fuck me! Just reading that shit will cause blindness you nasty bunch of twatwaffling, bandwagon jumping, nannylickers.
Your website is as equally shit as the artwork on your poisonous flyer.
You must be fucking blind if you believe it looks professional.
There! I've fixed the flyer for you.
The website should stay as it is, so that people can see the evidence with their own eyes.