It is treason felony to "compass, imagine, invent, devise, or intend":

  • to deprive the Queen of her crown,
  • to levy war against the Queen, or
  • to "move or stir" any foreigner to invade the United Kingdom or any other country belonging to the Queen.

3. Offences herein mentioned declared to be felonies

If any person whatsoever shall, within the United Kingdom or without, compass, imagine, invent, devise, or intend to deprive or depose our Most Gracious Lady the Queen, from the style, honour, or royal name of the imperial crown of the United Kingdom, or of any other of her Majesty’s dominions and countries, or to levy war against her Majesty, within any part of the United Kingdom, in order by force or constraint to compel her to change her measures or counsels, or in order to put any force or constraint upon or in order to intimidate or overawe both Houses or either House of Parliament, or to move or stir any foreigner or stranger with force to invade the United Kingdom or any other of her Majesty’s dominions or countries under the obeisance of her Majesty, and such compassings, imaginations, inventions, devices, or intentions, or any of them, shall express, utter, or declare, by publishing any printing or writing ... or by any overt act or deed, every person so offending shall be guilty of felony, and being convicted thereof shall be liable ... to be transported beyond the seas for the term or his or her natural life.


  1. How about the Moon? Labour are already spaced out, anyway!

  2. Sadly, the transportation part has been repealed OR. The rest is still in force until such time as a prosecution is brought and found to breach the HRA. Although I'm not sure the HRA can apply to troughers.

  3. We need more like Albert Burgess.

  4. I'm with Gigits on this - whip the bastard naked out of Downing St. and down Whitehall and around Trafalgar Square a few times for the gathered crowds to have a good laugh at him, then whip him through Admiralty Arch and down The Mall to the delight of the hordes assembled there on either side all the way to the Palace where the Queen would gratefully accept his resignation while noticing that he doesn't, in fact, have any balls! Then whip the fucker, still naked, all the way back up The Mall and round Trafalgar Square a few more times and finish off the whole show by stringing the cunt up with piano wire at Nelson' Column!! That'll fucking teach him!!!

  5. Yeah, bollox to Transportation, we need a good long hanging for all the traitors.
    How long would it take to fix the gibbet at Tyburn ?
    Maybe the Trafalgar Square piano wire would be a better option, more accessible and inclusive.

  6. A nice length of piano wire should help transport Gordon to hell.


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