Ali D does a Hoon.
Alistair Darling has claimed thousands of pounds in expenses to fund a second home despite renting out his London flat and having the use of two grace-and-favour properties, it has emerged.
But Gordon Brown says he has more important issues than MPs' expenses to deal with.
Quick note to Gogo Gordon. STOP FUCKING DOING IMPORTANT THINGS, it's destroying the Friggin Country you Twat! Tell those porcine kids you call ministers to give the money back, then fucking leave us alone and get proper jobs.
Oh, and while you're not doing "Important Things" anymore, (because we can't afford it) can you tell that Smith leech to stop reading my emails? I mean, she didn't like her fucking private life being poured over by all and sundry, did she?