Miss Whiplash in river car ordeal

Duck Farmer and former brothel keeper, Lindi St Clair, has been rescued after being trapped upside down in her car in a river for almost 24 hours.
The Home Office has yet to deny any involvement.
No blunt penknives have been found at the scene.
Personally, I have my fingers crossed and wish her a full recovery to her former vital self. 


  1. "Duck farmer and former brothel keeper."

    There has to be a poem in there somewhere...

  2. I shall try and think of one tomorrow!
    Unleess, that is, you already did?
    I did wonder if "Duck Farming" was some kind of euphamism for brothel keeping? A Bit like a "Chicken Rancher?"


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