Off To Save The World Again Gord?

Is It a Whale? Is It a Hippo? No It's Stuporman!

Be honest Gordon, it's not a good look mate.
Dave isn't going to fall for it and Mandy is pissing himself laughing behind your back.
Best ask nurse to up the meds a bit eh?

Viva La Revolucion El Gordo.

Last fag and up against the wall for you Gord.
(except you don't smoke do you)

Brown's New Look.

"The Prime Minister's dentist is believed to be Mervyn Drurian, of the exclusive London Centre for Cosmetic Dentistry in Hampstead, north London, but he was the soul of discretion when Mandrake called. If it is the case that Brown has become a grinder, then Drurian is likely to recommend an occlusal splint, which Brown would have to insert into his mouth at bedtime. The device tends to make the wearer look a bit like Hannibal Lecter, but it does protect the teeth from wear and reduce jaw muscle activity, and – good news for Sarah, perhaps – the noise of teeth grinding."

H/T Events dear boy, events.

Swine Flu Advice.

The little piggy pic, in the above, came in an email and I don't know who to thank for it but whoever you are it made I larf!

Peter Has an Idea for Gordon.

You Aren't Wanted.

16.5% swing in Norwich Peter. The worst figures on the economy since 1955 published today, with more to come.

Your Nasty Party isn't wanted and neither is your puppet government. Tell Gord the truth and then fuck off the lot of you.

Ooops!

It is treason felony to "compass, imagine, invent, devise, or intend":

• to deprive the Queen of her crown,
• to levy war against the Queen, or
• to "move or stir" any foreigner to invade the United Kingdom or any other country belonging to the Queen.

3. Offences herein mentioned declared to be felonies

If any person whatsoever shall, within the United Kingdom or without, compass, imagine, invent, devise, or intend to deprive or depose our Most Gracious Lady the Queen, from the style, honour, or royal name of the imperial crown of the United Kingdom, or of any other of her Majesty’s dominions and countries, or to levy war against her Majesty, within any part of the United Kingdom, in order by force or constraint to compel her to change her measures or counsels, or in order to put any force or constraint upon or in order to intimidate or overawe both Houses or either House of Parliament, or to move or stir any foreigner or stranger with force to invade the United Kingdom or any other of her Majesty’s dominions or countries under the obeisance of her Majesty, and such compassings, imaginations, inventions, devices, or intentions, or any of them, shall express, utter, or declare, by publishing any printing or writing ... or by any overt act or deed, every person so offending shall be guilty of felony, and being convicted thereof shall be liable ... to be transported beyond the seas for the term or his or her natural life.