Dear Prime Mentalist.

We don't want you to carry on with your insane plans. Seek help now, before you have to be sedated and taken in to protective custody under the mental health laws that you instigated.

No one believes in your madness. Waver, walk away, we couldn't possibly think any less of you. You have achieved something that no unelected PM has ever managed before. The absolute and undying hatred of every single one of the sane members of the electorate and a great many of the not so stable members of your own party.

Don't appear on TV, the Radio or the Interweb with your messages of total and utter bollocks.
The game is up. Ended. Over. No more Fandango. There is nothing left but ignominy and medication. Think of your family and the legacy you handed them. You are reviled, please don't inflict that on your children and their kids.

Brown Savaged By Beaver..

Dear Gordon



I believe the achievements of the Labour Government to date have been monumental and you have played an immense part in the creation of those achievements.

However, I am extremely disappointed at your failure to have an inclusive Government.

You have a two tier Government. Your inner circle and then the remainder of Cabinet.

I have the greatest respect for the women who have served as full members of Cabinet and for those who attend as and when required. However, few are allowed into your inner circle. Several of the women attending Cabinet – myself included – have been treated by you as little more than female window dressing. I am not willing to attend Cabinet in a peripheral capacity any longer.

In my current role, you advised that I would attend Cabinet when Europe was on the agenda. I have only been invited once since October and not to a single political Cabinet - not even the one held a few weeks before the European elections.

Having worked hard during this campaign, I would not have been party to any plan to undermine you or the Labour Party in the run up to 4 June. So I was extremely angry and disappointed to see newspapers briefed with invented stories of my involvement in a “Pugin Room plot.”

Time and time again I have stepped before the cameras to sincerely defend your reputation in the interests of the Labour Party and the Government as a whole. I am a natural party loyalist. Yet you have strained every sinew of that loyalty.

It has been apparent for some time that you do not see me playing a more influential role in the Government. Therefore, I have respectfully declined your offer to continue in the Government as Minister for attending Cabinet.

I served six years as a backbencher and, therefore, I am not unhappy to be able to devote myself to promoting my constituency’s interests and to support the Labour Government from the backbenches.

This is a personal decision, which I have not discussed with colleagues.

Yours

Caroline

How long before Gordon writes to himself?

Is That A Promise?

One of Brown's closest aides vowed:

"the prime minister will only be taken out of Downing Street in a box", adding: "If he is ousted, no successor would be able to withstand the demands for an immediate general election, and that will destroy us for a generation."

Watch out Gordon!

Just A Thought Like.

Rubbish Leader Consigns Rubbish Party To Dustbin of History.

Labour MPs tell Brown to go now after Hazel Blears joins the quitters

'You can best serve the party by stepping down'

Up to 80 Labour MPs could sign letter of no confidence by tonight!

An e-mail is circulating among Labour MPs encouraging Gordon Brown to step down as Prime Minister.

The e-mail suggests the wording of a letter to the Prime Minister as follows:

Dear Gordon,

Over the last 12 years in government, and before, you have made an enormous contribution to this country and to the Labour Party, and this is widely acknowledged.

However we are writing now because we believe that in the current political situation, you can best serve the Labour Party and the country by stepping down as party leader and prime minister.

And so allowing the party to find a new leader to take us into the next general election.

Yours,

XXX

You still here Gordon? Got any ideas on which Country might offer you asylum? Best book a flight out tonight, because from tomorrow your days are numbered and the borders will be locked tight.

Unelected, Looks Dejected and Soon To be Ejected. Gordon's End.

Gordon The Fantasist may be about to be forced from Number 10!

From Mrs Dales Diary:

"I gather there is a letter of no confidence doing the rounds of Labour MPs today. The rumour is that 40 MPs have signed up to it already. It needs 72 before events take on a momentum of their own."

Blears Resigns.

In a statement released today, Miss Blears urged voters to back Labour tomorrow at the local and European elections and said she wanted to "return to the grassroots (where I began), to political activism, to the cut and thrust of political debate". 

Miss Blears said: "Today I have told the Prime Minister that I am resigning from the Government. 

"My politics has always been rooted in the belief that ordinary people are capable of extraordinary things, given the right support and encouragement. 

"The role of a progressive Government should be to pass power to the people. 

"I've never sought high office for the sake of it, or for what I can gain, but for what I can achieve for the people I represent and serve. 

"Most of all I want to help the Labour Party to reconnect with the British people, to remind them that our values are their values, that their hopes and dreams are ours too."