Oh do get stuffed!

P-A-X-M-A-N, that'll be pronounced Tw@t then, will it?

Problems With Your Election Performance?

Ner, Ner, Na Ner, Ner.

Bugger off! All three of you.

You are boring the tits off me with all this "ya boo he sucks crap."

Talk about more clowns than a three ring bloody circus!

Stop stealing the other parties toys or we may think you have run out of ideas of your own.

Vote For Change.

Just saying.

From The Grumpy Old Twat the above most excellent advice!

The End Is Nigh.

Make It So.

Own Goals R Us

 

There really are no words to describe Labour's desperate attempt to achieve the maximum amount of public humiliation in the shortest time possible.

Pile it on Gordon. No one else could do what your team of imbeciles is attempting!

Even Mandelson is joining in the fun and making a complete arse of it.

 

Fucking hilarious. I can't wait for the next record to be set for complete and utter stupidity.

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Oh Bugger, It Wasn't An April Fool's Joke.

 Dave's Big Idea:

“Neighbourhood army” of 5,000 full-time, professional community organisers who will be trained with the skills they need to identify local community leaders, bring communities together, help people start their own neighbourhood groups, and give communities the help they need to take control and tackle their problems. This plan is directly based on the successful community organising movement established by Saul Alinsky in the United States and has successfully trained generations of community organisers, including President Obama .

The seditious role of the community organiser was developed by an extreme left intellectual called Saul Alinsky. He was a radical Chicago activist who, by the time he died in 1972, had had a profound influence on the highest levels of the Democratic party. Alinsky was a ‘transformational Marxist’ in the mould of Antonio Gramsci, who promoted the strategy of a ‘long march through the institutions’ by capturing the culture and turning it inside out as the most effective means of overturning western society

Why would we vote for Dave's Big Idea when we have Gordon's Daft Plan already? Less interference from the Guv is what we want, not more. Try again Davy boy, I'm not fucking laughing.

 

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