Dear Mr Reaper

Dear Grim Reaper,

So far this year you have taken away my favourite dancer: Michael Jackson, my favourite actor: Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer: Stephen Gately and my favourite actress: Farah Fawcett.

Just so you know, my favourite politician is Gordon Brown.

Warm Regards,

Lawson Narse.

Listen Dave.

Do you get the message now Dave?
Still planning on becoming Prime Minister?

Gordon Brown Fans.

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.

Not really knowing what a Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little
Johnny..

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Brown fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Brown fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so, I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'

Fresh Horses!

Enough said.

Labour is well funny Innit!

The original wasn't silly enough Mandy, so I added a little touch of realism to it.

This is more like it though. Bit closer to the truth eh?
Fucking Pillocks.

There Are Times When...............

.........It's best to say nothing Gordon.
Ooops, too late.

Today the Sun is embroiled in a new row with Downing Street after publishing the transcript of a phone call Brown made to Jacqui Janes, the mother of a British soldier who died in Afghanistan last month, trying to placate her over his handwritten letter of condolence that misspelt her name.

"Rupert Murdoch says prime minister is a friend, but his government has been a disappointment"

Tomorrow Could Be Interesting.

I had hoped to be joining Old Holborn on his peregrination tomorrow. Unfortunately I have to be elsewhere. Others appear to have arranged get togethers around Parliament as well, so it it could be an interesting day for the 646!