G.O.T On A Roll...............

Check out the new GOTness here.

Woo, Woo, All aboard The Gravy Train.

Government not a cashpoint says Mandy as he buys a trainset for Gordon to play with

OI Johnson, NO!

You cannot be Fucking trusted with our personal details you Cunt. Stop telling porkies and wind your neck in, before that nose gets so long that you overbalance.

Longrider says it better than me here.

If Labour Were A Shipping Line...

The Only Way Is Down,
Jonah Brown.
You've Run Out Of Luck,
You Stupid Fuck.

Mr Zero Percent, Now With Added G.O.T.

Gordon Brown Mr Zero Percent
by GrumpyOldTwat

Gordon has been GOT at again.

Hot In The Nether Regions?

Then You need one of these!!!

• Zero percent effective 100% of the time!
• Fits in your back pocket.
• Automatically fails to operate.
• Will not interfere with smearing or innuendo.
• Tested and submitted to committee.
• Now subject to a major inquiry (in private.)
• As useless as anything NuLabour has ever produced.

Zero Percent Rise Explained

Thanks to Fraser Nelson yet again.