Fears of Hamageddon in UK

Aporkalypse_now.pngBritain's struggling farmers fear they could be facing an "Aporkalypse" in sales because of the panic over swine fever.

The are worried that sales of pork will be hit because of the names "Swine Flu" and "Pig fever" given to the killer influenza-type virus that has spread out of Mexico

When fears were raised over bird 'flu last year sales of chicken and other poultry were seriously affected.

Now farmers fear pork, bacon and other products could suffer the same fate despite the fact that the illness has no connection with eating pig meat.


  1. That's just because they're all pig ignorant Lawson:-)

  2. The swines. It's their fevered imagination that's behind this hamfisted hyporkrisy.


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