A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.
Not really knowing what a Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Brown fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Brown fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so, I'm a Conservative.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'