Friday 27 February 2009

Miss Whiplash in river car ordeal


Duck Farmer and former brothel keeper, Lindi St Clair, has been rescued after being trapped upside down in her car in a river for almost 24 hours.
The Home Office has yet to deny any involvement.
No blunt penknives have been found at the scene.
Personally, I have my fingers crossed and wish her a full recovery to her former vital self. 

2 comments:

  1. "Duck farmer and former brothel keeper."

    There has to be a poem in there somewhere...

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  2. I shall try and think of one tomorrow!
    Unleess, that is, you already did?
    I did wonder if "Duck Farming" was some kind of euphamism for brothel keeping? A Bit like a "Chicken Rancher?"

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